I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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