Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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