On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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