what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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