I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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