oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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