Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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