So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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