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Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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