Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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