You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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