I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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