I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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