Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Still dying that you shit outside
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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