Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
