so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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