You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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