I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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