operation harelip BJ is a go
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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