are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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