we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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