I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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