At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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