Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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