is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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