It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Say something about gay babies.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
