whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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