ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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