your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Randomize
