I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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