Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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