I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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