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I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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