How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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