i just google imaged poop.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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