The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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