So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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