I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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