the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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