Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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