You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Found the puke drawer
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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