i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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