I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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