didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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