A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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