just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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