We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
