Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize
