i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I don't think brook has ever known best
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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