Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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