weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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