She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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